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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Man who ejaculated in hotel staff's water bottle arrested

Created: 07 July 2015
Hits: 2957

#WTF?! Guys whacks off in co-worker's water bottle, video goes viral, gets arrested. What did he expect? A raise? Community Policing (CP) members chased down and arrested a man who is believed to have masturbated and ejaculated into a hotel staff's water bottle as seen in a viral video.

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Cops Discover Why Arrestee Was Walking So "Strangely" Upon Arrival At Alabama Jail

Created: 28 March 2017
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WTF?! A man booked into jail for public intoxication had a stolen gun hidden in a certain body cavity. Police noticed that the defendant was acting like an asshole and walking “strangely” upon arrival at the county jail. So they put two and two together and found the gun in cavity number 2,

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