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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Cops Discover Why Arrestee Was Walking So "Strangely" Upon Arrival At Alabama Jail

Created: 28 March 2017
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WTF?! A man booked into jail for public intoxication had a stolen gun hidden in a certain body cavity. Police noticed that the defendant was acting like an asshole and walking “strangely” upon arrival at the county jail. So they put two and two together and found the gun in cavity number 2,

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Parents arrested after allegedly making daughter live in woods for eating Pop-Tart

Created: 10 July 2015
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#WTF?! SC couple has been arrested for banishing their daughter to the woods for eating a Pop-Tart. Their main offense? Failing to provide her with breadcrumbs to leave a trail home.

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