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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Heinz apologizes after QR code on bottle took man to porn site

Created: 22 June 2015
Hits: 3105

WTF?! A German man who scanned the QR code on a bottle of ketchup said it took him to to a porn site. Perfect. Heinz... 57 varieties... now... 58. Our question is, where can we get a bottle of ketchup like this! The only thing edible at the local 24-hour video store is flavored lube!

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NYPD hunting for man who stuffed bag of feces down woman’s pants

Created: 12 July 2016
Hits: 9125

#WTF?! A man seen stuffing a bag of feces down a woman's pants is not your everyday occurrence. So the New York City Police Department is appealing to the public for help after this bizarre and disturbing assault was caught on camera.

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You Pay Extra For That

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Golf Lessons

A woman goes to the golf pro to take some lessons. Apparently she has a terrible drive and can't help slicing or hooking every shot. The pro watches her for a while then tells her: "Your problem is that you are gripping the club too tight. You need to grip the shaft it a little more gently. Try gripping the club just like you grip your husband at night under the sheets."

Bam. The next shot is straight down the fairway... but only about 15 yards.

The pro says: "Not bad... now... take the club out of your mouth and let's go for distance."

No Question About How Smart

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

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