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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Angry Burger King customer arrested for Michael Douglas movie reference

Created: 05 May 2015
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#WTF?! Man threatens to shoot gun in fast food restaurant mimicking movie scene. In the 1993 movie “Falling Down,” Michael Douglas plays a downtrodden divorcee who shoots a gun inside a fast-food restaurant after being told he can’t have breakfast because he’s too late.

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Teacher burns ‘I love mom’ into students’ arms with Tesla coils

Created: 12 May 2015
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#WTF?! Branding students with a Tesla coil in the name of science is the new math & it doesn't add up. An Oregon science teacher found himself in a shocking situation when the local police announced they were launching an investigation into his questionable teaching methods. Nothing makes a more enthralling high school science class than playing with Tesla coils. 

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