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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

'Pregnant' woman left devastated after 'baby' turns out to be huge 11lb tumour

Created: 16 April 2015
Hits: 3116

#WTF?! A woman who thought she was pregnant has been left devastated after her 'baby bump' turned out to be an 11lb tumor.

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Man Named ‘God’ Arrested After Attacking Police Officer, Having Sex With a Tree

Created: 15 May 2015
Hits: 9590

#WTF?! A naked man who believed he was God and had sex with a tree was arrested for attacking a cop. Sex with a tree? Gives new morning to the phrase "morning wood." And apparently there was no law against that!

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