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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Chihuahua Drunk On Smirnoff Vodka Adds To His Owner's Criminal Woes

Created: 19 April 2017
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#WTF?! A drunk Chihuahua compounds its owner's criminal troubles. Talk about "hair of the dog that bit ya!" Thomas Bloedel, 44, was arrested Thursday after he was found to be drunk behind the wheel of his 2014 Subaru Outback. Bloedel slammed the SUV into a pole outside a suburban Pittsburgh home.

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Mother Pleads Not Guilty in Birthday Cake Beating of Boy

Created: 03 August 2015
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#WTF?! The cake went missing so they cuffed the 9-year old & beat him to death? Happy frickin' birthday. Now cuff and beat the parents! The mother of this poor boy, who was fatally beaten over what police say was simply a piece of missing birthday cake, has pleaded not guilty to murder and child abuse charges. Sad.

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What To Do When The Car Is At The Mechanic

It's a really hot day, and a penguin takes his car to a mechanic. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there, he climbs inside the big freezer to sit and eat his ice cream. An hour goes by when the penguin looks at his watch, jumps out of the freezer and races back to the mechanic.

With ice cream all over his face and his stomach, he asks, "So how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, I was just eating ice cream."

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The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Spit, swallow, and gargle

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