WTF?!

Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

: Created: 16 April 2015; Hits: 3110

#WTF?! A woman who thought she was pregnant has been left devastated after her 'baby bump' turned out to be an 11lb tumor.

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My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)

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What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

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A manager hired a new secretary who was young, sweet and proper. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. As she left the room, she politely remarked, “Sir, did you know your barracks door is open?”

At first the boss didn't understand what she meant. But later he looked down and saw his open zipper. That's when he decided to have a little fun with his new hire. Calling her back in, he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you notice a soldier standing at attention?”

To which his secretary very smartly replied, “Why, no sir. All I saw was a disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!”

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'Pregnant' woman left devastated after 'baby' turns out to be huge 11lb tumour

North Carolina baseball coach accused of making players spit on him

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