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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

NYPD hunting for man who stuffed bag of feces down woman’s pants

Created: 12 July 2016
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#WTF?! A man seen stuffing a bag of feces down a woman's pants is not your everyday occurrence. So the New York City Police Department is appealing to the public for help after this bizarre and disturbing assault was caught on camera.

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Teacher burns ‘I love mom’ into students’ arms with Tesla coils

Created: 12 May 2015
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#WTF?! Branding students with a Tesla coil in the name of science is the new math & it doesn't add up. An Oregon science teacher found himself in a shocking situation when the local police announced they were launching an investigation into his questionable teaching methods. Nothing makes a more enthralling high school science class than playing with Tesla coils. 

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A Kosher Turkey

How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.

You Go First

A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife finally had enough. She figured she would break him of that crazy habit. So one night, while they were right in the middle of a romantic session, she flipped on the lights.

To her shock she looked down and saw her husband was holding a giant dildo. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him. "How could you lie to me all these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly, "I'll explain the rubber dick if you explain the kids."

No Need To See The Shrink

What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

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