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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Man dies after sex with scarecrow

Created: 12 April 2015
Hits: 3332

#WTF?! A sheperd was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.

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Florida Man Blames His Arrest On Faulty Legal Advice From Wikipedia

Created: 29 March 2017
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WTF?! You have the right to look up idiot online, but that's all! Wikipedia is not Perry Mason. En route to jail following his arrest for driving with a suspended license and no insurance, a Florida man declared, “That’s the last time I listen to Wikipedia about driving. It said I would just get a ticket.” Actually that would be a dunce cap!

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A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said, "I am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn't have your seat belt fastened."

The man said, "I did too have my seat belt fastened. I just loosened it when you came up to the car." The Patrol Man said to the man's wife, "I know he didn't have his seatbelt fastened. Isn't that right, lady?"

She replied, "Well, officer. I learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he's drunk."

This Will Drive A Woman Crazy

What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

A hundred dollar bill!

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What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

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