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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Fake penis trial: Gayle Newland jailed for eight years

Created: 15 November 2015
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#WTF?! Gayle Newland, who tricked her female friend into sex using a fake penis, was sentenced to jail for eight years. One year for every inch of that fake Johnson... but who's counting.

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Man arrested for snatching mobile phone, sending his own nude photo

Created: 07 May 2015
Hits: 3424

#WTF?! Homeless man grabs a woman's phone, takes nude selfie, then sends the pic to all her contacts! A 28-year-old man has been arrested for snatching a mobile phone from a woman and then taking his own nude photo and then sending it to her LINE app's contacts.

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What did the dick say to the balls?

You guys hang around here while I go inside.

The Special Key

Three girls died and went before the pearly gates where St. Peter and his angel stopped them. St. Peter said: "Before entering heaven you must answer a simple question - have you been a good girl?"

The first girl replied: "Oh yes. I was a virgin before I got married and was still a virgin even after I got married." "Very good", said St.Peter, "Angel, give this girl... the golden key"

The second girl answered: "Oh, quite good. I was a virgin before I got married but not after." "Also very good", said St.Peter, "Angel, for this girl give her the silver key"

Finally St. Peter turns to the third girl and asks: "Have you been a good girl?" She answered: "Oh no, not at all. I practically screwed every guy I met, before, and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime, any position.

"Hmmm... I see", said St.Peter, "Angel, give this girl my room key!"

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