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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

"Serial bride" arrested for having 10 husbands: NYPD

Created: 26 April 2015
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#WTF?! NYC woman Liana Barrientos faces fraud charges after allegedly marrying 10 different men over an 11-year period. Never a bridesmaid, always a bride!

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Man who ejaculated in hotel staff's water bottle arrested

Created: 07 July 2015
Hits: 2999

#WTF?! Guys whacks off in co-worker's water bottle, video goes viral, gets arrested. What did he expect? A raise? Community Policing (CP) members chased down and arrested a man who is believed to have masturbated and ejaculated into a hotel staff's water bottle as seen in a viral video.

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On The Night Beat

A cop pulls a guy over one night for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer. "I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station." "Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we'll take a blood sample." "Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

Ringling Brothers

My wife was about to start her morning nag when I shot out: "You know our marriage is like a three-ring circus..."

And before she could comment I told her why: "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!"

And that's when the fight started...

What Did Your Momma Give You?

Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

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