WTF?!

Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

: Created: 29 May 2015; Hits: 3075

#WTF?! A man whose last name is Bacon faces charges in a dispute over sausage. No, not that sausage. But we like how you're thinking!

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Better Safe Than Sorry

I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"

I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."

And that's when the fight started...

Always Know What To Say

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

Just For Decoration, That's It & That's All...

A daughter asks her mother, "How many different kinds of dicks are there?”

The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases in his life. In his 20s, his dick is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

WTF?!

Man Named Bacon Arrested In Dispute Over Sausage

'Pregnant' woman left devastated after 'baby' turns out to be huge 11lb tumour

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Better Safe Than Sorry

Always Know What To Say

Just For Decoration, That's It & That's All...