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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Man Robs Bank Using Sex Toy Disguised As Bomb, Police Say

Created: 23 June 2015
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#WTF?! A man accused of using a bomb to rob a bank says it was just a vibrator wrapped in duct tape. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Gives new meaning to the phrase "This is a stick-up" doesn't it?

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Man arrested after allegedly touching orangutan at Fresno Chaffee Zoo

Created: 04 May 2015
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#WTF?! A 24-year-old man was arrested for allegedly scaling a five-foot barrier at Fresno Chaffee Zoo to touch an orangutan.

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