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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Chihuahua Drunk On Smirnoff Vodka Adds To His Owner's Criminal Woes

Created: 19 April 2017
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#WTF?! A drunk Chihuahua compounds its owner's criminal troubles. Talk about "hair of the dog that bit ya!" Thomas Bloedel, 44, was arrested Thursday after he was found to be drunk behind the wheel of his 2014 Subaru Outback. Bloedel slammed the SUV into a pole outside a suburban Pittsburgh home.

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Eww! Student arrested after video shows her allegedly spitting, spraying Windex in roommates’ food

Created: 07 May 2015
Hits: 9692

#WTF?! How not to share the cleaning duties - spitting and spraying windex on her roommate's food. A University of South Carolina student was arrested and charged with a felony after police say she was caught on video spitting and spraying the glass cleaner in food containers. Yuch.

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Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

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