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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Chihuahua Drunk On Smirnoff Vodka Adds To His Owner's Criminal Woes

Created: 19 April 2017
Hits: 2765

#WTF?! A drunk Chihuahua compounds its owner's criminal troubles. Talk about "hair of the dog that bit ya!" Thomas Bloedel, 44, was arrested Thursday after he was found to be drunk behind the wheel of his 2014 Subaru Outback. Bloedel slammed the SUV into a pole outside a suburban Pittsburgh home.

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Montana man arrested after ‘liking’ his wanted poster on Facebook

Created: 08 May 2015
Hits: 8599

#WTF?! A Montana man was arrested after he “liked” his own wanted poster on a Facebook crimestopper page. This is of course another example of how effective the Crimestoppers Facebook page is in catching idiots.

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