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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Mother Pleads Not Guilty in Birthday Cake Beating of Boy

Created: 03 August 2015
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#WTF?! The cake went missing so they cuffed the 9-year old & beat him to death? Happy frickin' birthday. Now cuff and beat the parents! The mother of this poor boy, who was fatally beaten over what police say was simply a piece of missing birthday cake, has pleaded not guilty to murder and child abuse charges. Sad.

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Anne Arundel (Baltimore) County police officer bites man's testicles

Created: 11 May 2015
Hits: 3347

#WTF?! This story really bites... and we have the balls to publish it! So how did this actually happen? An Anne Arundel County police officer faces an assault charge after he bit another man's testicles in a fight over a woman on Cinco de Mayo, according to charging documents released by police Wednesday.

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You're welcome.

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Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.

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