A laugh a day.
It's not hard.
Seriously.
Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!
#WTF?! An investigation is underway after pornography was shown on a TV at a funeral for a father and his baby son. And you wonder why they call dead bodies a stiff! Hey... just sayin'
I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.
Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:
"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."
You're welcome.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
