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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

: Created: 04 May 2015; Hits: 2425

#WTF?! Medical workers rushed to the aid of what they thought was a collapsed woman. Nope. Turned out to be a pigeon.

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Jake the farmer has an incredibly nagging wife. One day he's out in the field, she brings his lunch to him, and then sits there and berates him while he's eating. Suddenly, the mule kicks up his back legs, smacking her in the head, and it kills her instantly.

At the wake, the minister notices that when a woman offers her sympathy, Jake nods his head up and down, but when a man comes up and speaks to him, he shakes his head from side to side. The minister says to Jake, "Why was it that you nod your head up and down to all the women and shake your head from side to side to all the men?"

Jake says, "The women all say how nice she looks, and how pretty her dress is. The men all say, Is that mule for sale?'"

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When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

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If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?

A liquor license.

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Medics Rush To Help 'Collapsed' Woman Who Turns Out To Be Pigeon

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