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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

KFC customer claims he was served deep-fried rat!

Created: 18 June 2015
Hits: 3589

#WTF?! One Kentucky Fried Chicken customer claims he was served a deep-fried rat. What... only one? Surely this can't be true. There has to be more customers... and more rats! We call foul. This kind of complaint is an insult to rats!

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Man who ejaculated in hotel staff's water bottle arrested

Created: 07 July 2015
Hits: 3010

#WTF?! Guys whacks off in co-worker's water bottle, video goes viral, gets arrested. What did he expect? A raise? Community Policing (CP) members chased down and arrested a man who is believed to have masturbated and ejaculated into a hotel staff's water bottle as seen in a viral video.

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Ahh... The Good Old Days

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the grocer and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper back then, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can’t hear a word you’re saying, but I remember the guy you’re talking about."

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Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."

Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"

Count On This Happening

Little Johnny came home and told his mom he got kicked out of mathematics class. His mom asked "What happened."

Little Johnny told her: "The teacher asked me, 'What comes after 69?' Apparently 'mouthwash' was the wrong answer!"

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