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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Driver Gets Stabbed, Still Delivers Pizza

Created: 13 May 2015
Hits: 3866

#WTF?! And the pizza-deliverer-of-the-year award goes to Josh Lewis who got stabbed ... and still delivered his order. This Louisville Kentucky driver was carjacked and stabbed in the process...yet neither rain, nor sleet nor gloom of night, nor an edge weapon could deter this carrier from producing the pepperoni!

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Angry Burger King customer arrested for Michael Douglas movie reference

Created: 05 May 2015
Hits: 3137

#WTF?! Man threatens to shoot gun in fast food restaurant mimicking movie scene. In the 1993 movie “Falling Down,” Michael Douglas plays a downtrodden divorcee who shoots a gun inside a fast-food restaurant after being told he can’t have breakfast because he’s too late.

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Easy To Get Lost

A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!

Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."

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