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WTF?!

WTF?!

Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

: Category: WTF?!; Published: 29 April 2015; Hits: 2177

#WTF?! A NC community is outraged after a high school baseball coach is accused of forcing students to spit on him.

: Category: WTF?!; Published: 12 April 2015; Hits: 2114

#WTF?! A sheperd was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.

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Wife asks her spouse: "What are you doing?" Her husband says: "Nothing." So she presses him: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for the last hour."

He tells her: "Well... yeah... I was looking for the expiration date."

And that's when the fight started...

Call The Coroner

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

Keep It In The Family

A farmer bursts into the bedroom with his wife in bed and a sheep under his arm. He yells, "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache!" The wife looks up and says, "That's not pig dumbass, it's a sheep!"

The farmer looks over and shouts: "Quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"

And that's when the fight started...