What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?
You don't look down.
So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"
What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.