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The One Thing Not To Do

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What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?

You don't look down.

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What do you call a guy who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you the flavor?

A smartass!

Say Hello to Your New Friend

An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery to bury her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife...you two have a lot in common."

Everything Has A Purpose

My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?

I told her life support for her pussy.

And that's when the fight started...