The One Thing Not To Do

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?

You don't look down.

Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.

The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."

The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"

I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."

And that's when the fight started...