The One Thing Not To Do

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?

You don't look down.

Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.

Why are dicks like fish?

You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.