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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

New Zealand man found guilty of pulling out lovers' teeth during sex

Created: 09 May 2015
Hits: 3419

#WTF?! Did he keep pliers by the bed when he pulled out her teeth? Or is that what he calls his Johnson? A New Zealand man has been found guilty of six charges stemming from accusations he pulled out his lovers’ teeth with a pair of pliers during sex.

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Driver Gets Stabbed, Still Delivers Pizza

Created: 13 May 2015
Hits: 3828

#WTF?! And the pizza-deliverer-of-the-year award goes to Josh Lewis who got stabbed ... and still delivered his order. This Louisville Kentucky driver was carjacked and stabbed in the process...yet neither rain, nor sleet nor gloom of night, nor an edge weapon could deter this carrier from producing the pepperoni!

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They don't have time.

No Prescription Necessary

A lady walked into a pharmacy and asked: "Do you have Viagra?" The pharmacist answered: "Sure." She then asked: "Does it work?" and his reply was: "Definitely!"

Finally whe wanted to know: "Can you get it over the counter?" and he told her "I can if I take two!"

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