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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Woman's breast implants held 1.5kg of cocaine, say Colombian airport police

Created: 24 June 2015
Hits: 3757

#WTF?! A Honduran woman carrying 3 pounds of liquid cocaine in breast implants arrested at the airport in Colombia’s capital. Imagine doing the motor-boat on that babe!

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Fake Cop Pulls Over Real Cops, Gets Taken to Real Jail, Cops Say

Created: 14 April 2015
Hits: 3622

#WTF?! A pretend cop who pulled over two real detectives, landed himself in actual jail. Really! This Florida man was given a valuable lesson in the importance of being yourself.

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I'm Too Old For This

How do you know when you are getting old?

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Sexting

I woke up this morning with a text that seemed to have been sent to me by accident. It read,

"Hi... be home soon. Love ya, Dave xxx"

Being Valentine's Day I thought I'd have a bit of fun so I texted the guy back:

"Don't bother, I don't love you. You're a son of a bitch and  I've been banging your brother."

I couldn't wait for the reply, then it came:

"You OK mom?"

One Day Down At The Head Shop

Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

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