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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Cops: Woman, 21, Put The Strip In Strip Mall

Created: 14 April 2017
Hits: 3498

#WTF?! Putting the strip in strip mall 21-year-old woman wearing only high heels & black stockings arrested on indecent exposure charges after being spotted posing for provocative photos outside a shopping center. Wait a minute while we change a twenty for some singles...

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Mount Kinabalu 'nudist' Eleanor Hawkins back in UK

Created: 14 June 2015
Hits: 3835

#WTF?! A British woman jailed in Malaysia for taking her clothes off on a mountain has returned home. Or as Frank Zappa might advise: "Don't fuck with the mountain, don't fuck around!" In this case rather sacred mountain.

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Have You Upgraded To 4K?

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

It's All How You Look At It

A married couple goes to the same Italian restaurant every Sunday for 30 years. And every time they show up the owner says, "Hey! Its-a you two guys. You my favorite-a couple. You made-a for each other. You last-a so long. You meant-a to be!"

Then one Sunday the guy walks in alone. The owner says, "Whats-a happened?" The guy tells him, "We got a divorce."

The Italian guy says, "Oh, you much-a better off-a now."

This Is What I Call It

If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?

A blowjob.

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