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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

North Carolina baseball coach accused of making players spit on him

Created: 29 April 2015
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#WTF?! A NC community is outraged after a high school baseball coach is accused of forcing students to spit on him.

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Man Robs Bank Using Sex Toy Disguised As Bomb, Police Say

Created: 23 June 2015
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#WTF?! A man accused of using a bomb to rob a bank says it was just a vibrator wrapped in duct tape. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Gives new meaning to the phrase "This is a stick-up" doesn't it?

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Normal Reaction

I love a massage. But the other day they sent in a man, which for me is a little weird... know what I mean?

Anyway, at one point I finally had to ask, 'Is it normal to get an erection?' He says, 'Sure.' So I told him, "OK fine, but can you get it out of my face?"

We Do It Every Year

Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.

As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.

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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked... with beer.

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