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WTF?!

Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Man Named ‘God’ Arrested After Attacking Police Officer, Having Sex With a Tree

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#WTF?! A naked man who believed he was God and had sex with a tree was arrested for attacking a cop. Sex with a tree? Gives new morning to the phrase "morning wood." And apparently there was no law against that!

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Montana man arrested after ‘liking’ his wanted poster on Facebook

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#WTF?! A Montana man was arrested after he “liked” his own wanted poster on a Facebook crimestopper page. This is of course another example of how effective the Crimestoppers Facebook page is in catching idiots.

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A guy gets a job as a salesman at a dildo store. First day a brunette walks in and asks: "How much for the black dildo?" He tells her: "$50 for the black one, $50 for the white one." She leaves without buying anything. Then a redhead walks in and asks him: "How much for the white dildo?" He replies" "$50 for the white one, $50 for the black one." She doesn't buy anything either.

Finally a blonde walks in and asks him" "How much for a dildo?" He answers: "$50 for a black one, $50 for a white one." Then she points and asks: "How much for the plaid one on the shelf behind you?" He says" "Oh that's a very special one, that's $250." She buys it.

At closing, the manager asks the guy: "So how much did you sell today?" The man tells him: "No dildos. But I did sell your old thermos for $250."