I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
Guy goes to his boss and asks for a day off, proudly saying: "My wife's gonna have a baby!" The boss tells him of course you can take the day off.
Two days later the guy shows up for work and the boss asks him: "So... was it a boy or a girl."
The guy replies: "How do I know... it takes nine months!"
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
