I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.
