I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
My girlfriend caught me drying my dick with the hair dryer. She asked: "What are you doing?"
Apparently "Heating up your dinner." wasn't the right answer.
A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
