I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
Why are roach clips called roach clips?
Because "pot holder" was already taken.
Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"
Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."
