I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?
Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
