I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
I was scewing my wife when suddenly I stopped and didn't move. She asked: "What are you doing?"
I told her: "I saw this online on a porn site. It's called buffering"
And that's when the fight started...
Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."
Artist: "Great."
"Not really, he was your doctor."
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.
