I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.
I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian kicked me out.
The day before Valentine's day I was looking for the perfect card for my wife when I saw something strange.
On the front of one of the cards it said, "I love you and only you."
By itself it may not sound strange, but this was a package of 20 cards.
