I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
One day at lunch her friend remarked: "So... your husband drowned and left you two million dollars. Wow! Two million dollars, and he couldn't even read or write."
"Yeah" the widow replied, "And he couldn't swim either."
What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.