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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

KFC customer claims he was served deep-fried rat!

Created: 18 June 2015
Hits: 3637

#WTF?! One Kentucky Fried Chicken customer claims he was served a deep-fried rat. What... only one? Surely this can't be true. There has to be more customers... and more rats! We call foul. This kind of complaint is an insult to rats!

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Mr. Toot Gets Busted For Cocaine Possession

Created: 02 March 2017
Hits: 3089

#WTF?! Florida cops arrested a Mr. Toot for cocaine possession1]. Kinda like a hooker named blowjob. What a hoot! And the guy has got a rap sheet as long as his nose. And his getaway vehicle? A Schwinn! They don't get much dumber than this guy... check it out!

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The Diagnosis

An old guy visits a doctor. The doctor examines him and then sits down in the office for a consultation on his diagnosis.

"Well..." the doctor begins,  "I'm sorry to have to tell you this... but you have cancer and you have Alzheimers."

The old guy looks at the doctor for a moment then says: "Thank god I don't have cancer."

Maybe Not So Great After All?

An accordion player and a banjo player are hired to play together on New Year's Eve.

At the end of the party, the guy who hired them says, "You guys were great. You want to play for me again next New Year's Eve?"

The banjo player says, "Sure. Can we leave our stuff?"

Just Doesn't Measure Up

My wife and I were on a road trip and I asked her to help navigate, So of course she couldn't quite figure out how to use the map. Frustrated I asked her, "Why can't women read maps?"

She snapped back, "Because only a man can relate to the concept of 1 inch equals a mile."

And that's when the fight started...

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