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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

KFC customer claims he was served deep-fried rat!

Created: 18 June 2015
Hits: 3511

#WTF?! One Kentucky Fried Chicken customer claims he was served a deep-fried rat. What... only one? Surely this can't be true. There has to be more customers... and more rats! We call foul. This kind of complaint is an insult to rats!

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Mr. Toot Gets Busted For Cocaine Possession

Created: 02 March 2017
Hits: 3007

#WTF?! Florida cops arrested a Mr. Toot for cocaine possession1]. Kinda like a hooker named blowjob. What a hoot! And the guy has got a rap sheet as long as his nose. And his getaway vehicle? A Schwinn! They don't get much dumber than this guy... check it out!

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