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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Woman arrested for calling 911 about bad Chinese food

Created: 10 July 2015
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WTF?! A woman was arrested for calling 911 to report bad Chinese food. C'mon. Is there any other kind? A 44-year-old Ohio woman was brought to jail after calling 911 to report Chinese food that was "not up to par for her liking," according to police.

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Cops Discover Why Arrestee Was Walking So "Strangely" Upon Arrival At Alabama Jail

Created: 28 March 2017
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WTF?! A man booked into jail for public intoxication had a stolen gun hidden in a certain body cavity. Police noticed that the defendant was acting like an asshole and walking “strangely” upon arrival at the county jail. So they put two and two together and found the gun in cavity number 2,

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Out The Door

Two lawyers were leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one. "As soon as I walk in the door I'm going to rip my wife's panties off."

"I know the feeling." his partner says.

"No, I'm serious," says the first guy. "They're killing me."

No Need To Call The Police

It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.

I have enough restraining orders already.

Better Safe Than Sorry

I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"

I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."

And that's when the fight started...

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