Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.

Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.

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Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.

As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.

Want to see flying saucers?

Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.

My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"

So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."

And that's when the fight started...

You Make The Call