Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"
Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"
