Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?
Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.
If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.
Your lawyer will thank you.
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
