Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
