Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?
Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!
What do you get when you sleep with a judge?
An honorable discharge.
