Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
A Chinese guy calls his boss and says: "Me sick... Can`t come to work today." The Boss says: "No problem. When I'm sick, I fuck my wife... try that!"
Two hours later the Chinese guy rings back and says: "Me better now... you got a nice house!"
Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
