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We Do It Every Year

Hits: 1998

Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.

As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.

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Where Is The Nearest ATM?

A plumber, an electrician, and an accountant walk into a strip club.

The electrician calls a blonde over, licks a ten-dollar bill and slaps it on her ass. Then the plumber licks a fifty-dollar bill and he too slaps it on her ass.

The accountant takes out his ATM card, swipes it in the crack of her ass, reaches over and grabs the sixty bucks.

Hop Around

Where does a one-legged waitress work?

IHOP

What's her name?

Ilene

Don't Mix Up The Schedule

A woman visits the doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. She complains that it was her husband who beat her.

The doctor is surprised: "I thought your husband was out of town."

"So did I..."