Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.
As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.
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Cameras Catch Brazen Bra Bandits Robbing Penn. Victoria's Secret
#WTF?! Woman steal bras... giving new meaning to hold up. Newly released surveillance video shows two women were behind the latest bra heist at a northeast Pennsylvania mall.
Read more ...Alaska 737 returns to Seattle after napping worker awakes in cargo hold
#WTF?! A sleepy Sea-Tac Airport worker who used the cargo-hold for a nap was awakened in a panic when the Alaska Airlines 737 flight took off for Los Angeles.
Read more ...Montana man arrested after ‘liking’ his wanted poster on Facebook
#WTF?! A Montana man was arrested after he “liked” his own wanted poster on a Facebook crimestopper page. This is of course another example of how effective the Crimestoppers Facebook page is in catching idiots.
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