Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.
As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.
After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"
Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."
And that's when the fight started...
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!