We Do It Every Year

Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.

As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.

The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.

I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.

And that's when the fight started...

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.