We Do It Every Year

Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.

As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"

She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."

And that's when the fight started...

Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.