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Just Plain Funny

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Too Damn Polite, Eh?

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Why don't Canadians attend orgies?

Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.

One Day Down At The Head Shop

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Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Turn The Whole Thing Around

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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

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Small Design Difference

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

You're On The Clock

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times. In moments of temptation ask yourself just one question: Is 15 minutes of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"

One young girl in the back of the room rose and asked: "Excuse me, but how do you make it last 15 minutes?"

The Miracle of Lights

What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?

Honica Lewinsky.