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Just Plain Funny

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Too Damn Polite, Eh?

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Why don't Canadians attend orgies?

Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.

One Day Down At The Head Shop

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Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Turn The Whole Thing Around

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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

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How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?

Piece of cake.

Every Day is Ironing Day

Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

What's Your Number?

I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.