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Just Plain Funny

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Too Damn Polite, Eh?

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Why don't Canadians attend orgies?

Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.

One Day Down At The Head Shop

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Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Turn The Whole Thing Around

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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

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The Dangers of Modern Technology

A guy gets a text from his neighbor, "I'm really sorry Harry. I've been saddled with so much guilt that I have to confess. I've been tapping your wife day and night when you're not home. In fact, probably a lot more than you. I don't get it at home, but that's no excuse. I just can't deal with the guilt any more ... I hope you'll accept my apology and my promise that it won't happen again."

Furious, the guy grabs his gun, storms into his wife's bedroom and shoots her dead.

A few minutes later, he gets another text: "Fucking auto-correct. I meant wifi, not wife."

On The Rag

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

Don't Blow It ... Or Maybe You Should?

Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?

Blew 'em all.