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Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Too Damn Polite, Eh?

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Why don't Canadians attend orgies?

Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.

One Day Down At The Head Shop

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Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Turn The Whole Thing Around

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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

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Safety First

When's the best time to put out the cat?

When it's on fire.

Excuses, Excuses

A guy woke up one day on Valentines day, he went to check the mail and saw there were no cards. He thought to himself, "Must be because there's no post on a Sunday..."

"Yeah, that's it...That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!"

Where's My Gun?

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.