Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Why don't Canadians attend orgies?

Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.

Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

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What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.

Last year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

This year I didn't buy her anything..

When my wife asked me why I didn't buy her mother a gift this year I told her "Hey, she never used the gift I bought her last year!"

And that's when the fight started...

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I told him, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

Then I unplugged his life support.

Too Damn Polite, Eh?