Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
She just kinda lays there.
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Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
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A man's been praying at The Wailing Wall in Jerusalem for 20 years. One day he's being interviewed. The reporter says, "You've been praying at The Wailing Wall for 20 years?" The man says, "Absolutely, 20 years. In the morning when I get up, I pray there should be peace in the world. In the afternoon I pray that misery and hunger should be eliminated. And at night I pray that the Israelis and the Palestinians should live together in harmony."
The reporter says, "Well, those are all very nice thoughts. Tell me, how does it feel?"
The man says, "It's like talking to a fucking wall."