Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
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Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
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A priest goes to get his hair cut. When the barber's done, the priest goes to pay him, but the barber says, "No thanks, my friend. I couldn't take money from a man of the cloth." The next day the barber shows up for work and there's a dozen boxes of chocolates waiting for him with a thank you note from the priest.
That afternoon a rabbi comes in and the barber cuts his hair. When he gets done the rabbi goes to pay him, but the barber says, "No thanks, my friend, I couldn't take money from a man of the cloth."
The next day when he shows up for work, there's a dozen rabbis waiting for him.