Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?

A power failure.

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Why can't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."

Two women are stuck on one side of the boulevard as a parade passes through... complete with floats, a marching band, and hot air balloons.

One gal asks the other: "What's this all about?" Her friend tells her: "It's the gay pride parade."

The first gal replies: "Yeah. Well I suck dick and take it up the ass. Where's my fuckin' parade?"

Real National Pastime