Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?

A power failure.

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Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

Why can't lesbians adopt a child?

Because they don't serve minors to lickers.

How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?

Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!

Real National Pastime