Just Plain Funny

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Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

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A man calls his wife into the bedroom. "I want to show you the new watch I got today."

She walks in and finds him with his pants down. "That's not a watch!" she says.

"It will be once you put two hands and a face on it."

His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."

He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)

One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell