Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

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So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"

What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!

A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.

His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"

You know old Dick tries to stay pretty busy. Last week I did a benefit for the "Tempura House"... that's a shelter for lightly battered women.

One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell