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One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

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Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

Some Good Advice Girls

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When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

Small Design Difference

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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

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How'd He Do It?!

A man went to the police station looking for a chance to question the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sargent.

“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Dinner and a Show

A guy bends his wife over the kitchen table and fucks her in the ass. When he's finished he asks: "Did you like that?"

She tells him: "I'd have liked it a lot more if the kids were done eating."

 

A Matter of Timing

I know I've been married too long. Last week I went to the doctor. He asked: "Have you had sex in the last seven days?" And I said: "No, my birthday's in April."