Not the Same Old Routine | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 04 June 2016; Hits: 980

My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"

So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."

And that's when the fight started...

#jokes Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the sink.

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