Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.

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What species of bird is known to give the best head?

The swallow!

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

...so, I took her to a gas station.

And that's when the fight started...

The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"

Bingo!