Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.

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One night I came home a little late and very drunk. There was my wife standing there holding a broom

Thinking fast (maybe too fast) I said: "Are you still cleaning or are you going for a ride?"

And that's when the fight started...

A middle-aged guy goes to the proctologist for his yearly checkup. He strips down, and the doctor tells him to bend over.

The doctor puts his middle finger all the way up the guy's ass and says, "Is that uncomfortable?"

The guy says, "Not as long as I don't feel both of your hands on my back."

If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.

Your lawyer will thank you.

Bingo!