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Just Plain Funny

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Bingo!

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How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

Warm Apple Pie

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What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

Mooooooo

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.

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Scratch 'n Sniff

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

Dig Deep In The Memory Banks

A man picks up a cute little number in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel. After they're done screwing around he asks, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?"

She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying. "You might be... your face looks familiar."

Not Your Ordinary Guy Walks Into A Bar Joke

Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"

The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."