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Just Plain Funny

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Bingo!

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How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

Warm Apple Pie

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What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

Mooooooo

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.

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Keep It In The Family

A farmer bursts into the bedroom with his wife in bed and a sheep under his arm. He yells, "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache!" The wife looks up and says, "That's not pig dumbass, it's a sheep!"

The farmer looks over and shouts: "Quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"

And that's when the fight started...

My Kind Of Rabbi!

A congregation honors a rabbi for twenty-five years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid. When he walks into his room, there's a nude girl lying on the bed.

He immediately picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, "Where is your respect? As your rabbi, I am very, very angry with you."

The girl gets up to leave and starts to get dressed when the rabbi stops her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."

Sex Change

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.