How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.
The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
