How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.
What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.
Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
