What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.
It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.
I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."
And that's when the fight started.
