What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?
Tomorrow your job will still suck!
Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
