Just Plain Funny

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The day before Valentine's day I was looking for the perfect card for my wife when I saw something strange.

On the front of one of the cards it said, "I love you and only you."

By itself it may not sound strange, but this was a package of 20 cards.

My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.

I'm not some kind of stud.

I'm a lazy bastard postman.

Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.

Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.

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It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.

I have enough restraining orders already.

What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.

Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.

You, My One And Only