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A Woman's Place Is In The Kitchen

Created: 17 February 2015
Hits: 2454

Why do brides wear white?

The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.

No Need To Call The Police

Created: 15 February 2015
Hits: 2673

It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.

I have enough restraining orders already.

Single And Ready To Mingle

Created: 15 February 2015
Hits: 2108

This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...

I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.

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My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."

I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."

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