Just Plain Funny

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Why do brides wear white?

The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.

It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.

I have enough restraining orders already.

This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...

I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.

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Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."

Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper

Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."

A Woman's Place Is In The Kitchen