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Just Plain Funny

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A Woman's Place Is In The Kitchen

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Why do brides wear white?

The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.

No Need To Call The Police

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It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.

I have enough restraining orders already.

Single And Ready To Mingle

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This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...

I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.

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Why is a pussy like the weather?

Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.

Education Pays

A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.

For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.

The Doctor Will See You Now

The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."