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Just Plain Funny

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A Woman's Place Is In The Kitchen

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Why do brides wear white?

The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.

No Need To Call The Police

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It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.

I have enough restraining orders already.

Single And Ready To Mingle

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This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...

I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.

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By Any Other Name

What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Justin!

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

Phil!

How To Score

A guy takes a girl out to dinner for their 1st date. She orders shrimp cocktail, filet mignon - medium rare, a loaded baked potato, the vegetable medley, and crème brulee' for desert. Then before the waiter leaves she adds a bottle of expensive wine.

The guy looks at her and says, "Does your mother feed you like that?"

She says, "No... but my mother's not looking to fuck me."

On The Rag, Vampire Style

What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?

See you next period.