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Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

A Woman's Place Is In The Kitchen

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Why do brides wear white?

The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.

No Need To Call The Police

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It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.

I have enough restraining orders already.

Single And Ready To Mingle

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This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...

I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.

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Breaking A Bad Habit

How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?

Draw a dick on it.

It's Gonna Be One or the Other

An old couple's sitting in the living room. The wife turns to her husband and says, "Let's go upstairs and fuck." He looks back and tells her, "I don't know if I can do both."

Now You'll Love Math Class

Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.

And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!