Just Plain Funny

Created: 27 February 2015

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Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.

Created: 26 February 2015

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What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?

The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.

Created: 25 February 2015

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A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.
The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"
The guy says, "Yes, I have."
The cop says, "Please step out of the car."
The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"