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Just Plain Funny

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Best Friends Forever

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Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.

Makes You Want To Take An Uber

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What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?

The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.

Never Drink And Drive

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A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.
The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"
The guy says, "Yes, I have."
The cop says, "Please step out of the car."
The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"

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I Wanna Put My Balls In It!

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table has no balls.

My Drug Dealer Sells The Best "Crack"

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Just A Little Peak

Mr. & Mrs. Johnson are at the bank when an armed robber bursts in. Realizing he forgot his mask, the robber makes everyone lie face down and warns them not to look at him or he'll shoot.

Sure enough one stupid customer sneaks a look, and BAM! the robber shoots him on the spot. The robber then asks if anyone else had seen his face.

Johnson, continuing to gaze intently at the floor, shouts out "I think my wife got a glimpse."

And that's when the fight started...