How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry her.
A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."
And that's when the fight started...
What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
