How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry her.
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!
