How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry her.
Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?
No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.
Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69.
She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
