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Trade It In

Created: 31 July 2017
Hits: 2887

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Great Inventors In History

Created: 30 July 2017
Hits: 2870

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Not So Difficult After All

Created: 27 July 2017
Hits: 2727

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

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Sometimes There's No Right Answer

A husband asks his wife: "If I died, would you marry again?" The wife replies lovingly: "Oh darling, of course I wouldn’t. I’d go and live with my sister. And if I died, would you remarry?"

The husband looks at her and says: "No, I think I’d go and live with your sister too."

And that's when the fight started..,

Advice From Dad

Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

Not Necessarily A Religious Test

You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?

If they all went, it would be hell.

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