Just Plain Funny

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Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

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What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

A guy bends his wife over the kitchen table and fucks her in the ass. When he's finished he asks: "Did you like that?"

She tells him: "I'd have liked it a lot more if the kids were done eating."

Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.

Mom: Every day more like your dad.

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