Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 17 January 2017

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The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times. In moments of temptation ask yourself just one question: Is 15 minutes of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"

One young girl in the back of the room rose and asked: "Excuse me, but how do you make it last 15 minutes?"

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 28 October 2016

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What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 28 February 2015

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 20 October 2015

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Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?

Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.