Just Plain Funny

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Nacho comes before a judge. The judge asks: "Why're you here?" Nacho tells him: "I'm accused of starting my Xmas shopping early."

The judge says, "That's not a crime. How early did you start?"

Nacho says, "Before the store opened."

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?

Marry her.

I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.