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Trade It In

Created: 31 July 2017
Hits: 2869

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Great Inventors In History

Created: 30 July 2017
Hits: 2854

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Not So Difficult After All

Created: 27 July 2017
Hits: 2713

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

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My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.

Good Reason To Join

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.

STDs Can Be Pretty Rough

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

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