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Trade It In

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Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Great Inventors In History

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Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Not So Difficult After All

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Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

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Not That Kind Of Sperm Bank

Sex is like a bank account.

First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.

Professional Opinion

Guy visits the doctor and tells him, "Doc, I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor tells him, "Bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."

The next day, the guy comes back with his wife. The doctor tells her, "Please take off all of your clothes and lie down on the table." After she's lying there naked, the doctor walks around the table a few times, looking her up and down and all around.

Finally he pulls the guy aside and assures him, "You're fine. She don't give me a hard-on, either."

Does Your Job Suck?

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!