Just Plain Funny

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Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

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Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.

Keeps them from rolling out of bed.

My wife was fishing for a compliment. So she asked me: "So, do you think you married Miss Right."

I said: "Yeah, I just didn't know your first name was 'Always.'"

And that's when the fight started...

When we first started dating I wanted to show my girfriend I was serious. So I changed my Facebook status to "in a relationship."

When I told her she said: "It should've been changd to 'under new management!'"

And that's when the fight started...

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