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Trade It In

Created: 31 July 2017
Hits: 2935

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Great Inventors In History

Created: 30 July 2017
Hits: 2911

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Not So Difficult After All

Created: 27 July 2017
Hits: 2767

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

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Don't Ask

My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"

I told her: "When they get divorced."

And that's when the fight started...

Should Have Become A Gynecologist

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

More Than Just Manners

My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you never did that when we were dating. How come?"

She said, "'Cause I didn't get an asshole till we were married."

And that's when the fight started...

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