Just Plain Funny

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Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

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A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.

He says, "You have acute vaginitis."

She says, "Thank you..."

Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

She just couldn’t take it any longer.

Cop pulls a guy over at 3am: "Where you going at this hour?"

Guy says: "To a lecture on alcohol abuse, its effect on the human body. And the dangers of smoking & staying out late."

"Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

"My wife."

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