Just Plain Funny

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Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

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Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"

Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"

A drunk walking home one night staggers into a tree. He backs up, takes a step, and runs into the tree again.

Two more times he bumps into the tree, then curses: "Great. I shoulda been home 2 hours ago, and here I am lost in the damn forest."

A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.

He set his sister on fire.

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