A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.

twitter facebook youtube 27330664 ml50x52

Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Trade It In

Hits: 2982

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Great Inventors In History

Hits: 2941

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Not So Difficult After All

Hits: 2800

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

Page 10 of 149

Don't Miss These Jokes!

The Clock Is Ticking

What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you cum and when she leaves.

Get In The Swing Of Things

The cops show up at the house. There's a guy lying on the floor in a pool of blood and a woman holding a bloody 5-iron. One of the cops says, "Is that your husband?" She says, "Yep." He says, "He's dead." She says, "Yep." He asks, "Did you hit him with the golf club?" She says, "Yep." He says, "How many times?"

She says, "I don't know. Four, five ... put me down for four."

New Husband?

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.