Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

A drunk walking home one night staggers into a tree. He backs up, takes a step, and runs into the tree again.

Two more times he bumps into the tree, then curses: "Great. I shoulda been home 2 hours ago, and here I am lost in the damn forest."

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

Three blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would've seen it...

I overheard my girlfriend on the phone say to her friend she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day.

Hope she finds someone nice.