Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
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Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"
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Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"
"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"