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Just Plain Funny

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Mom's Best Advice

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"Mom I tied the knot."

"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."

Some Bad News

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Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"

"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"

Wardrobe Selection

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Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"

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The Father, The Son, And ? ....

Little Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way.
Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearin' your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards!"

A Night On The Town

My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"

So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."

And that's when the fight started...

Now That's A Mess

I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!