Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"

Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."

The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"

What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.