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Not So Difficult After All

Created: 27 July 2017
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Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

It's How They're Packed

Created: 19 July 2017
Hits: 2360

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

Every Day is Ironing Day

Created: 18 July 2017
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Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

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It's A Celebration

My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"

I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."

And that;s when the fight started...

Safety First

When's the best time to put out the cat?

When it's on fire.

World Renown

I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.

Until the librarian kicked me out.

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