Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

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My wife and I were sitting at breakfast having bacon and eggs. I told her: Darling, you're just like bacon... you look, smell and taste fantastic!"

Thanks she said... before I added: "And your both killing me slowly."

And that's when the fight started...

My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"

I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."

And that's when the fight started...

Why are dicks like fish?

You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.

Not So Difficult After All