Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

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What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.

After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.

If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

Not So Difficult After All