Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

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How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?

They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.

It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"

She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."

And that's when the fight started...

Giddy up!