Just Plain Funny

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What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

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An accordion player and a banjo player are hired to play together on New Year's Eve.

At the end of the party, the guy who hired them says, "You guys were great. You want to play for me again next New Year's Eve?"

The banjo player says, "Sure. Can we leave our stuff?"

I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)

Giddy up!