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Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Giddy up!

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What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

In the Spirit of the Season

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Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

Didn't See That One Coming

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Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

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What To Do When The Car Is At The Mechanic

It's a really hot day, and a penguin takes his car to a mechanic. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there, he climbs inside the big freezer to sit and eat his ice cream. An hour goes by when the penguin looks at his watch, jumps out of the freezer and races back to the mechanic.

With ice cream all over his face and his stomach, he asks, "So how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, I was just eating ice cream."

Give Me One In A Bun

How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?

The hot dogs taste like shit.

Cover Your Ears

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

Call her and tell her.