Bless You | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 19 November 2015; Hits: 1585

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

#jokes What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha? Your last blow job.

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Man Robs Bank Using Sex Toy Disguised As Bomb, Police Say

#WTF?! A man accused of using a bomb to rob a bank says it was just a vibrator wrapped in duct tape. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Gives new meaning to the phrase "This is a stick-up" doesn't it?