What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!
I wonder what she's doing nowadays?
A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."
He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."