What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?
A power failure.
Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
Teacher to the class: "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
So Little Johnny raises his hand: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher said looked puzzled but answered: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Little Johnny answered: "Then I have definitely crapped my pants."
