What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
A guy says, "For our Twentieth Anniversary, I'm taking my wife to Australia."
His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat. What're you going to do for your Twenty-Fifth Anniversary?"
The first guy says, "I'm going to go back and get her."
How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?
He's still there.
