What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
You know why you should never drink diet soda during oral sex?
Because that way you'll have two after-tastes to get rid of.
How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?
Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.
What do you call a rabbit with no feet?
Unlucky.
