Bless You | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 19 November 2015; Hits: 1849

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

#jokes My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you…

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Ohio Man Tried To Have Sex With A Red Van

#WTF?! Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van. One Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a man "pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report. Nothing like a big swingin' dick to make a cop's night!