Just Plain Funny

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Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

The captain's log.

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Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.

"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.

And that's when the fight started...

A girl's going across town in a cab. When she gets where she's going she discovers she has no money.

She lifts her skirt and says, "Cabbie, you want to barter?"

He takes a look and says, "Lady, haven't you got anything smaller?"

Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

They Never Grow Up...