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Just Plain Funny

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They Never Grow Up...

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Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

Creation Of Man

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Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Don't Forget To Flush!

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What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

The captain's log.

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Who's The Boss

Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.

Saturday morning they wake up and his wife tells him, "Boy, were you loaded last night. You insulted your boss for ten minutes straight. He finally fired you."

Harry says, "Fuck my boss."

She says, "I did. You go back to work Monday."

The Race Is On

A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

Done But Not Retired

What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?

Call her a cab ... her job is done.