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They Never Grow Up...

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Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

Creation Of Man

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Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Don't Forget To Flush!

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What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

The captain's log.

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Big And Educated Too

My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.

Normal Reaction

I love a massage. But the other day they sent in a man, which for me is a little weird... know what I mean?

Anyway, at one point I finally had to ask, 'Is it normal to get an erection?' He says, 'Sure.' So I told him, "OK fine, but can you get it out of my face?"

In A Doctor's Waiting Room

Two guys are in a doctor's waiting room. The first guy asks, "Why're you here?" The second guy says, "Endoscopy. He's going down my throat with a camera. Why're you here?"

The first guy replies, "Camera up the ass." The second guy remarks, "Oh, a colonoscopy?"

The first guy tells him, "Nah. My old lady caught me taking pictures of the neighbor's wife sunbathing naked."