What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
A girl's going across town in a cab. When she gets where she's going she discovers she has no money.
She lifts her skirt and says, "Cabbie, you want to barter?"
He takes a look and says, "Lady, haven't you got anything smaller?"
I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?
