What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
