What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."
Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?
Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.
