What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
Guy tells his buddy: "I think I've become di-sexual."
Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"
Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."
Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...
