What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"
Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.
Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.
