What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.