What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
See you next period.
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
