What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
See you next period.
A priest is walking down the street and passes by a prostitute who yells out, "$20 for a handjob!"
He keeps walking but later he asks a nun, "What's a handjob?"
She replies, "20 bucks... same as in town."
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
Why'd my wife cross the road?To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
