What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
See you next period.
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."
I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."
And that's when the fight started....
