What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
See you next period.
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?
No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.
