What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
See you next period.
I took this divorced broad I met in a bar back to my place the other night. The next morning I asked her, "Well, how was I?"
She said, "The truth? I wasn't too happy with the size of your organ."
So I told her, "Yeah? Well I didn't know I was going to be playing in a cathedral."
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!