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Weight Watchers

Created: 22 December 2015
Hits: 2818

My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.

Bachelor Lifestyle

Created: 16 December 2015
Hits: 2420

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

Those Red Heads

Created: 14 December 2015
Hits: 2698

Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

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When's the best time to put out the cat?

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On The Bus

A punk rocker type boards a bus. He's wearing a leather vest and pants, studded collar and cuffs, and he's sporting an 8" mohawk hairdo in a rainbow of colors.

An old guy just stares at him. Finally the punk looks over at the old guy and says: "What'sa matter old man. Didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?"

The old guy looks back and says: "Yeah... I fucked a parrot one time. Thought you might be my kid."

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What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?

Focused.

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