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Weight Watchers

Created: 22 December 2015
Hits: 3286

My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.

Bachelor Lifestyle

Created: 16 December 2015
Hits: 2918

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

Those Red Heads

Created: 14 December 2015
Hits: 3209

Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

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So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"

What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!

In Time For Windows 10

Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?

For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.

No Need To Call The Fire Department

When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

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