Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

They're too bitter.

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.