Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 13 August 2017

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says no, this is a bar not a grocery store." and sends him out.

The next day, the duck returns and again asks, "Got any grapes?" This time the bartender gets real mad and says. "I told you yesterday no grapes. And you're a duck. We don't even serve ducks here. You come in here and bother me one more time and I'll nail your fuckin' web feet to the floor." And with that he throws him out again.

The next day, the duck returns only this time he asks "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says "No."

"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 10 June 2017

Hits: 734

A trucker who was on the road for two weeks stops at a whore house in Atlanta. He plops down $500 bucks and tells the madame: "I want your ugliest girl and a grilled cheese sandwich."

The madamce is astonished and says: "For that kind of money you can have any of my finest ladies and a 5-course dinner."

The trucker replies: "Listen darlin'... I'm not horny - I'm homesick!"

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 05 February 2017

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A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.

He set his sister on fire.

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 22 June 2017

Hits: 716

Why did Santa get arrested?

He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!