Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
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Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the pool."
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The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
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"By the Thanksgiving meal eveyone goes around the table saying what they are most thankful for, you know what I say?
I'm thankful I didn't get caught!"
