My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."
I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."
And that's when the fight started....
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Ohio Man Tried To Have Sex With A Red Van
#WTF?! Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van. One Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a man "pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report. Nothing like a big swingin' dick to make a cop's night!
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