My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
World population has become a big problem. Experts say every 4 seconds a woman gives birth to another baby.
Our problem? We have to find this woman and stop her.
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
