My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
A woman visits the doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. She complains that it was her husband who beat her.
The doctor is surprised: "I thought your husband was out of town."
"So did I..."
