My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."
The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."