The Doctor Will See You Now

: Created: 27 August 2016; Hits: 1990

The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."

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