What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
