What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"
Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"
And that's when the fight started...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another lawyer.
