What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
A midget whips out his two-foot dick.
The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."
"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"
