What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.
What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
