What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?
45 minutes.
My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.
My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."
And that's when the fight started...
