How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?
He's still there.
My wife asked: "How was dinner?"
I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."
And that's when the fight started...
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."
