How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?
He's still there.
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
