How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?
He's still there.
What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Good morning, Your Honor."
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
