Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 18 April 2016

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Two guys were out fishing on the lake when a hearse and funeral procession passed the boat on a nearby road. One of them stood up and held his fishing hat over his heart as the hearse passed.

His buddy commented, "Gee, Harry, that was really nice and respectful!"

To which Harry replied, "Well, after all we were married for 40 years."

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 17 November 2014

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How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 09 December 2015

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What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

The captain's log.

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 02 January 2015

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How's an old lady's twat like Australia?

Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.