Just Plain Funny

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Two guys were out fishing on the lake when a hearse and funeral procession passed the boat on a nearby road. One of them stood up and held his fishing hat over his heart as the hearse passed.

His buddy commented, "Gee, Harry, that was really nice and respectful!"

To which Harry replied, "Well, after all we were married for 40 years."

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

The captain's log.

How's an old lady's twat like Australia?

Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.