A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
And that's when the fight started...
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
