A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?
On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."
I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary, honey?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested: "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started...
