A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
My wife was telling me all about this new transgender thing... you know, where guys turn themselves into women. I said to her: "Yeah. Well that ain't nothin' You know how to turn a fox into an elephant?"
She said: "How?" I told her: "Marry it."
And that's when the fight started...
