A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"
She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."
And that's when the fight started...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!
Guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What'll you have buddy?" The guys says: "Surprise me."
So the bartender pulls out a naked picture of the guy's wife!
