A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
A doctor examining a little old man tells him, "You're suffering from exhaustion. How often do you have sex?"
The old guy says, "Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday."
The doc says, "Well, that could be the problem. Maybe you should try eliminating Wednesdays."
The old guy replies, "I can't, Doc. That's the only night I go home."
What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.