Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
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When I was 16, my dad sat me down and said, "Dick, someday you're gonna meet a girl who's gonna be so right and so wonderful and so perfect that you're not even gonna haggle about the price."
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I'm feeling a bit more mature these days so I wasn't embarrassed walking into the drug store to buy condoms. That is, until the woman behind the counter advised me, 'Save your money -- buy a lottery ticket.'