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Keep it Safe

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What is a man's view of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

My Childhood Wish

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I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.

I'd Like To See All Three

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What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

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How It's Done Down South

How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?

She locks the doors on her pickup truck.

Don't Blow It ... Or Maybe You Should?

Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?

Blew 'em all.

Survival Skills

Three nuns and a priest are stranded in the desert. Luckily, they come across a camel. So they all jump on and head off to find help. After a while the camel is totally exhausted and falls down dead.

The priest says " Well sisters, this looks like the end. Do any of you have any last request?"

The first nun says "Father I have never had sex before." So the priest thinking this is their last day on earth, says OK and has sex with her.

The second nun says " I too father have never had sex before." So the priest thinks well, why not, and has sex with her too.

The priest then asked the third nun if her request is the same. She says "Not exactly father. I would just like to know what is that between your legs."

The priest says "Sister, that is a penis. It was put there by god to give the gift of life."

The last nun then responds "Great! Stick it in the camel and let's get the fuck out of here."