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Keep it Safe

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What is a man's view of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

My Childhood Wish

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I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.

I'd Like To See All Three

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What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

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Baby Polar Bear

A baby polar bear goes to his mama and asks: "Am I a real polar bear?"

His mama assures him: "Of course you are. You're my son and we live in the north pole."

Then the baby bear goes to his father and asks: "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"

His dad tells him: "Yes you are son. You have big paws and you're white just like me. Why do you ask?"

"Cause I'm fuckin' freezing."

This is No Bull

A guy and his wife are out for a drive in the country. They pass a field where they see a bull mount six cows in a row, one after the other. The wife remarks: "Too bad you can't perform like that."

The husband replies: "I could... if I get to change cows every time!"

And that's when the fight started...