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Just Plain Funny

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Keep it Safe

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What is a man's view of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

My Childhood Wish

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I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.

I'd Like To See All Three

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What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

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For The Team

What do cheerleaders say after sex?

"Thanks, guys!".

Wasn't The Sex Ed Class I Had

Here we are in Sex Education Class. The teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for having sex."

The next day she calls on Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Little Johnny says, "Seventy-three."

The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very good..."

Next she calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?" Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just lays on top of the girl."

From the back Little Johnny yells out, "Seventy-four."

Have You Upgraded To 4K?

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.