Every Frickin' Joke
What Rhymes With Hibernation?
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It's the spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles under his eyes.
His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like you were supposed to?"
He says, "Hibernate? Shit! I thought you said masturbate!"
What An UGLY Baby!
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What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
The Father, The Son, And ? ....
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Little Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way.
Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearin' your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards!"
A Woman's Place Is In The Kitchen
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Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
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